What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Yes sir it is.

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

Why do we often have strong feelings for our twin flames, even if they don't feel the same way? Is there a way to make them realize their true feelings for us?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.